Why does everyone off base think that I’m a Marine?! Do I have to lack muscles in order to look like an Airman wtf? Lol

Maybe this is growing up?

Yes I’m posting a lot of baby stuff, and yes it is not like me to do so. I had a change of heart in the recent weeks, and now I would love to be a father in the future! I hope that I’m a great one :)

I just stepped out the shower to see this… I shrieked, but now I think they are judging me

I’ve learned recently that these two should definitely not be so close to eachother… Especially in the dark

I like to spontaneously send very dirty text messages to random people in my contacts. Then after I get a reaction from them I reply back with “OH SHIT WRONG NUMBER!”

Making memories!

Going deer hunting with my mentor Adam (an O-4 Army ranger) and his girlfriend I’m so excited! He is going to teach me further on my map skills and shooting skills. No rucks this time only guns and camouflage. I’m blessed to have him as my mentor and friend! :)

My nigga joker (Gilbert) was gone lol

They kept saying “Damn dog you made it! I’m proud of you”

Disney tried to warn you all about these kind of men before puberty. Some didn’t get the message

My butt clinched D:

They make a valid point

Haha my psycho mentality