May 2013
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf...
sodamnrelatable:
gorgeousdarren:
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
Anonymous asked: if youre in love, are you willing to do whatever it takes to make a relationship work?
5 A.M. and this is me on TUMBLR.
sodamnrelatable:
nopolarbearsinnorway:
“Boys will be boys!”
More like, “Boys will be rapists/assaulters/abusive boyfriends/husbands etc” if you don’t stop saying that shit.
Look if something happened to you like that I get it, but don’t generalize us all like that. Some men are here to restore, rebuild, love, care, and some of their main goals everyday is to make someone smile. In conclusion before you...
My mom told me not to talk to strangers. But then...
sodamnrelatable:
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
Creeper: Hey, get in the van, I have candy.
sodamnrelatable:
Me: Wow, dude. Get a life.
Creeper: I also have nutella and bacon.
Me: WAIT DON’T LEAVE ME.
Anonymous asked: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
"babe i missed my period"
rapewhistled:
When my parents rip away my blankets in the... →
sodamnrelatable:
metalhead-problems:
Start a mosh pit outside your local church. DO IT.
"babe i missed my period"
rapewhistled:
Dick's Guide to Stuff: Tiip #85
dicksguidetostuff:
Stop screaming at your kids in public…pull them really close and whisper instead.
Trust me, that shit’s a WHOLE lot scarier…
imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not
